Runway Model

What is Runway Model?


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A woman whose picture you see everywhere in fashion magazines, she's supposed to be pretty and attractive and pleasant, but instead she has THiS description:

*MUCH TOO SKiNNY

*MUCH TOO PALE

*Looks like a TOTAL (b-word), in other words she always has this ANGRY look on her face like she thinks she's so much better than everybody else just because she is wearing expensive-as-heck designer clothes whose names you can't pronounce, either that or she's just mad at the world.

*Looks like she is sick because she's so skinny and pale

*LOOKS LiKE AN ANGRY CORPSE!

Runway models are supposed to look beautiful and happy so they'll attract more people, but trust me, with their sour faces, they are likely to attract NOBODY.

Jane: "Why do you always walk around with a sulky look on your face, and why do you want to waste all your money on $500 Gucci jeans and $300 Versace sunglasses when you can get a just as good pair of jeans for $40 and a just as good pair of sunglasses for $14...and did I pronounce the names right?"

Lisa: "This is the runway model attitude. They always look like this."

Jane: "Well, if they always walk around looking like they have something up their rear ends all the time then they're really not all that attractive like they think they are."

See model, angry, pale, attitude, runway, fashion


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