What is Ruoya?
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1. A tall, overshadowing Yeti that can be classified by it's unique mating call.
2. A female, preferably of Chinese descent. She enjoys long walks on pebble-stoned beaches, insensitive men, children with dyslexia, and bagels with lox.
3. Her alter ego enjoys munching on small children, taking other peoples' erasers, complaining about her abusive father, and being uncommonly lazy.
Earl: "Did you hear that?"
George:"No, what?"
Earl: "Was that the... Ruoya?"
Yeti: "heehee... heehee!"
Earl/George:"AHHH!" (run away)
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