Ruptured Nuptials

What is Ruptured Nuptials?

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."

"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

See divorce, rupture, nuptial, marriage, relationship, jeopardy

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