Rural Chav

What is Rural Chav?


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The lesser known Rural Chav displays the same characteristics as the regular (or common) Chav, the major difference being that the Rural Chav lives in a village rather than a town or suburb and probably has furry dice in his/her tractor rather than a "hot hatch" and styles their hair with lard.

If one were to draw a comparison between Chavs and Pigeons, the pigeons you find in rural woodland (akin to Rural Chavs) carry less diseases than their urban cousins (The Common Chav) but are still essentially flying rats!

See chav, tractor jockey, shell suit, villager


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