Ruralite

What is Ruralite?


1.

Person who insists that they live in "the country" even thought they really just live in the suburbs or a satellite city. Usually in gated communities filled with 1/2 million dollar homes stacked right on top of one another. They typically drive the largest SUV's and behave the most obnoxiously on their cell phones.

They also harbor great disdain for the "inner-city" and it's "inner-city folks" because everybody knows that's where all the liberals, queers, criminals, and minorities live.

(Not to be confused with true country folks who do not possess the big house, SUV, or inflated sense of self worth)

Better leave work early if you want to beat the stampeed of ruralites on their way back out into the 'wilderness'.

See rich white people, yuppies, boomers, suburbians


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