What is Rurik?
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A unusually pudgy man who sets his fuzzy sweaters on fire while he is wearing them and teaching science class. He has a Hitler mustache that often gets crusty things stuck in it. Smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke and weird minty spray and we often found cigarette holes burned in his sweaters.
A thank you here, another thank you here, ooh a double thank you here!!
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An anti-sematic science teacher from Minnesota with unusually chubby fingers and one pair of Vans tennis shoes.
He knows your listening if your chins are pointed this way.
Random Words:
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when your damned anthropology teacher makes you want to kill yourself with ambian in class
im so fucking tired of this shit ZzzzZzzzZZz..
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When you nuzzle into someone, (generally into their neck) in a cute and slightly atavistic fashion, much like employed by Simba and Nala..
