What is Rurik?
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A unusually pudgy man who sets his fuzzy sweaters on fire while he is wearing them and teaching science class. He has a Hitler mustache that often gets crusty things stuck in it. Smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke and weird minty spray and we often found cigarette holes burned in his sweaters.
A thank you here, another thank you here, ooh a double thank you here!!
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An anti-sematic science teacher from Minnesota with unusually chubby fingers and one pair of Vans tennis shoes.
He knows your listening if your chins are pointed this way.
Random Words:
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A "First" Nations traditional substance in peace pipes.
hey pot head got some sweetgrass?
See marijuana, cannabis, gonza, ma..
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a totally random concoction of words, sometimes confused with the phrase "A Jackknife To A Swan"
See sam..
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when a guy goes to quick check and gets a 99cent slushie and he throws it on the girl and cums in her eye.
today Paul and steph pulled..
