Rurik

What is Rurik?


1.

A unusually pudgy man who sets his fuzzy sweaters on fire while he is wearing them and teaching science class. He has a Hitler mustache that often gets crusty things stuck in it. Smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke and weird minty spray and we often found cigarette holes burned in his sweaters.

A thank you here, another thank you here, ooh a double thank you here!!

2.

An anti-sematic science teacher from Minnesota with unusually chubby fingers and one pair of Vans tennis shoes.

He knows your listening if your chins are pointed this way.


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