What is Rurik?
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A unusually pudgy man who sets his fuzzy sweaters on fire while he is wearing them and teaching science class. He has a Hitler mustache that often gets crusty things stuck in it. Smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke and weird minty spray and we often found cigarette holes burned in his sweaters.
A thank you here, another thank you here, ooh a double thank you here!!
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An anti-sematic science teacher from Minnesota with unusually chubby fingers and one pair of Vans tennis shoes.
He knows your listening if your chins are pointed this way.
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To go to the bathroom (number 2)
To take a crap.
I'm gonna go punch one out in the sh*tter.
See drop the kids off at the pool, c..
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An alter ego of Doors lead singer Jim Morrison, to imitate a Native American shaman. Shamans identified strongly with an animal deity. J..
