Rush Tug

What is Rush Tug?


1.

whereby a man has learnt to ejaculate very quickly whilst masturbating. This form of self flagellation is employed when the individual must not only be discreet - but fast. Either at home or in public - when a man becomes aroused and decides he simply can not wait to spank the monkey - irrespective of the time and location. By their very nature rush tugs are often at inappropriate times - be that at work or home, funerals etc.

Often employed by teenage boys living at home or otherwise respectable married men. For example

"mate, did you see Pammy on baywatch yesterday morning?"

"did i? i had a quick rush tug before the wife came downstairs!"

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"You had a long old wait at the airport - what did you do to fill the time?"

"read the paper, listened to my ipod and even crammed in a few rush tugs in the toilet!"

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"your such a prolific w@nker - doesnt the wife mind?"

"she doesnt know mate, I've got my technique down and everything - i can blurt my caffeine riddled man jiz in under a minute - Im highly adept at rush tugging- she just thinks i have a week bladder!"

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"did you have a rush tug then last night?"

"no mate - the wife was out - so i took my time, stuck on some bukkake porn and had a nice relaxed, leisurely tug!"

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"did that bird wank you off then?"

"yes mate - but it was crap - she gave me a ruff tug - bruised my cock and everything"

"what do u monk in - tissue or a sock?"

"neither mate - i only do posh tugs with a condom"


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