Russ Maltese

What is Russ Maltese?

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

See jesus

Ma-hoo-sive

1. if something is awesomely huge or bigger than massive woow that thing is ma-hoo-sive See massive, mahoosive..

Dudess

1. a word i came up with years ago it is a the female term for dude. dudess is to dude as goddess is to god. that dudess is freaking hot ..

Uber Pussies

1. Plural for uber pussy. (many uber pussies) A combination phrase where uber implies emphasis above all other pussies because uber is &qu..

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