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A Creationist.
A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sound..
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a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) sout..
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When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..