What is Russell Piant?
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A slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
Likes kicking peoples' monkeys, and probably enjoys it to.
No more knowledge could be found about this strange creature, named Homo Minimus. Applying for grants to continue research.
Russ is a midget.
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Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients now rate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.
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