What is Russell Piant?
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A slightly demented midget with supernatural powers over dead squirrels.
Likes kicking peoples' monkeys, and probably enjoys it to.
No more knowledge could be found about this strange creature, named Homo Minimus. Applying for grants to continue research.
Russ is a midget.
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Random Words:
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1: Fear of imperfection.
2: An awesome science fiction war novel.
I can't wait until Atelophobia is published!..
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Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.
John quickly sai..
