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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: B..
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Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.
McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoars..
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The character, played by Peter North, that seduces Faraqueer in JRR Tolkein's newest novel, Bored of the Rings: iTz Dildo time
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