What is Russian?
1.
sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them
"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."
2.
A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.
Whoa, this Russian grammar book sure is hard!
3.
1. A person from Russia.
A. Russian Girl - Hot petite sexy girls that love sex.
B. Russian Guy - Usually connected to the Russian mafia which is more powerful and scarier than the Italian mafia, dresses sometimes similar to an Italian but without the 'sisters pants', wears a leather jacket and has thick Gucci chains around neck. Also usually drives S class mercedes.
2. A really smart person. As in chess, math, rocket science, programming etc.
2. Nice, Kasparov beat big blue again.
4.
a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like:
Olga
Dimitri
Sergei
Natasha
Sasha (Alex)
etc etc.....
usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up
i was just kidding...i gots lotsa russian friends!!!
5.
Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board.
Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)
P: Mate, check it out, I got some proper russian DVDs down the car-boot sale.
T: Screeners or DVDRips?
P: Rips
T: Ossome.
J: If you've ordered the game, why don't you just download it and play a russian copy til it arrives?
A: I can't! I feel dirty....
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6.
A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(
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7.
Russians:
are people who are some way from russia.
they are very proud of thier culture. they are rude, and in many ways weird people. they all have orgies together and talk about you in their language.
the teen age girls are stuck up and snobs with an attitude,
the dudes seem to be cool,
and they are all on crack.
my little school has like 10 russians and they all bang each other and are weird
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