Russian Candyman

What is Russian Candyman?

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when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"

"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!

BOY: yea take that dick

**SNAP**

BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

See broke dick, dumb bitch, nonie, candyman, russian

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