Russian Coffee

What is Russian Coffee?


1.

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.

And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.

And when I say happiness, I mean vodka

Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6

2.

When You Take A Piss In Your Coffee And Give It To Your Russian Friend.

"I Got This Coffee From The Carnival And It Taste Like Shit, Im Going To Piss In It And Give It To Russian When We Pick Him Up For The Party"

"Dude You Want This Coffee? I Dont Like It......... "OK".......LOL! Dude! You Just Drank Russian Coffee, "Huh" I Pissed In It! "Oh You Fucking Fagget!" LOL!"

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