What is Russian Cracker?
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where a group of guys get together and get an unsalted or salted cracker. all the guys start to jerk off and all jizz on the cracker, last one to cum, gets a snack.
dude, im soooo glad that i cum fast, that russian cracker must have suckeddd for jimmy.
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A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.
Max had total turtlepenie last night.
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