Russian Cracker

What is Russian Cracker?


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where a group of guys get together and get an unsalted or salted cracker. all the guys start to jerk off and all jizz on the cracker, last one to cum, gets a snack.

dude, im soooo glad that i cum fast, that russian cracker must have suckeddd for jimmy.

See cracker, russian, cum, food, eating


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