Russian Doll Present

What is Russian Doll Present?


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When you receive a gift that's been wrapped multiple times, causing you to rip away layer after layer of paper and wondering when it will finally stop while the person who gave it to you looks on with a sadistic grin. Funny the first couple of layers, but can get quite tiring soon.

Guy: Merry Christmas. *gives a huge box*

Girl: Omg, I can't wait to open it!! *starts to unwrap present*

Guy: *smiles*

(half an hour later)

Girl: I can't believe you gave me a Russian Doll present. I already unwrapped 32 layers and I'm still not close to my present!! I'm tired. *throws box at Guy's head and leaves*

Guy: But I got you a ring!!

See present, presents, gift


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