Russian Earmuffs

What is Russian Earmuffs?


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The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

See fisheye, hot karl, hot carl, oral, abraham lincoln, ill mitch


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