What is Russian Earmuffs?
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The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.
"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."
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The firm placement of one testicle in each eye-socket, in the manner of goggles.
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Apparently, the erroneous way in which some toolbags spell Kurt RUSSELL by way of failure to include the final L.
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A creative way of swearing using animal combos, most frequently found on b3ta
Also, try cock-badger or swan-wank
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