What is Russian Granny Smith Apple?


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First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.

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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.

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