Russian Grasshopper

What is Russian Grasshopper?

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A seldom used and wildly underappreciated method of blending Eastern European wrestling techniques and sadistic sexual artistry, the Russian grasshopper requires the receiver to kneel in the doggie styleposition whilst the giver forces the receiver into a full nelson hold and penetrates the preferred orifice. The ensuing and highly anticipated arm thrashing closely resembles a grasshopper helplessly pinned to the ground.

"Are you fucking serious?? You're dumping me because I turned your sister into a russian grasshopper?!"
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