What is Russian Handshake?
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v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.
Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
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The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.
Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?
Russian: No.
Dude: Yeah, me neither.
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