Russian Handshake

What is Russian Handshake?


1.

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.

Guy: Whats...UP!!

Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....

Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.

See crotch, russian, handshake, greet

2.

The act of shaking hands as if greeting an individual in which you then whip out a machete with your free hand and lop his gripped hand off at the wrist. You may then do what you wish with the hand.

Dude: Ever hear of a Russian Handshake?

Russian: No.

Dude: Yeah, me neither.

See russia, russian, hand shake, hand, shake, machete


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