Russian Landscape

What is Russian Landscape?

The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.

When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!

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You're Beautiful

1. an extremely overplayed song by James Blunt, which isnt even that good anyway. #1: Have you heard "You're Beautiful"? #..

Pearl Dive

1. Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue). She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavore..

Kansas Gooch

1. When you take a Matt Lamb stick a icy-hot between his ass hole and his nuts. My room mate was asleep and I gave that bitch a kansas goo..

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