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Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.
i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to ..
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Similar to door bell trade but the unscheduled arrival of a previous craigslist respondent showing up at your door unannounced for a rep..
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Kissing a girl after she has performed fallatio on another man.
Jon: Did I see you making out with Stephanie?
Brad: Yes
Jon: You know..