What is Russian Microwave?
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When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.
3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"
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when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.
son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!
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Random Words:
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to choose the lesser of two evils.
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the act of getting head while smoking the ganja
when im getting a dirty victor im doing my 2 favorite things
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