What is Russian Rocket?
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When you are having anal sex and your partner farts as you ejaculate causing a blast off experience!!!
Melissa: Danm girl!! what happened to your head???
Destinee: Well, Mark was giving it to me saucy last night and by saucy i mean I ate a hefty meal at applebees.
Melissa: eww girl, thats disgusting I haven't eaten there since I got my penis removed!! but go on.....
Destinee: Anyway weirdo!! I butt-trumpeted real hard right as he came and I blasted off hitting my head on the ceiling!!!
Melissa: Danm girl, you know eating at applebees is correlated to a higher potential of the Russian Rocket.
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A concoction of booze, opiates, sedatives, or whatever. A more makeshift version of syrup
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The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than a..