Russian Scientist

What is Russian Scientist?


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A sexual act involving a woman and a Erwin-Meyer Flask. You are doing a broad doggy style. When you are about to spooge you produce the Erwin-Meyer Flask, bust inside it, and then break across the girl's head. The you yell "SVELKA NIET". This will not work unless you have an Erwin -Meyer brand scientific flask.

I gave Suzy the old Russian Scientist this morning. It was great but I smashed my best Erwin-Meyer Flask over the cooze's head.


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