Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Probere Lamonte

1. A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he..

Coat Hanger Masterbater

1. One who strokes his weiner in the closet "wheres zak?" "i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?" See ..

Queenie Papers

1. East End/West End London, UK slang, Victorian and latterly Neo-Elizabethan. Refers to paper currency bearing the image of H.R.H. Queen V..

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