Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Conservation Texter

1. 1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words 2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviat..

Istanrubble

1. a derisory nickname for Istanbul - belittered throughout with all manner of rubble! You really have to watch your step in Istanrubble. ..

Zeljko

1. Something very sexy and usually a male Croatian. Croatia being a country in south east europe. You are looking like a Zeljko today See..

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