Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Emily Ryan

1. A girl that gives blow jobs in burger king. Guy 1: Hey did u hear what happened to Justin? Guy 2: Yeah, he got an Emily Ryan! See emi..

Awesometastic

1. When awesome and fantastic had hot sex, they created awesometastic. ((Via Prabha's world)) That guy over there is so awesometast..

Grepping

1. To deficate on ones own chest "man last night I had a good grepping session" See shit, on, chest, grepping, grep, poo..

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