Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zoophiliac

1. Reffers to a person who partakes in or can be described as a zoophile. Someone who can feel great affection and love for their pets or ..

Jimmy Jane

1. a classy vibrator sold at The Sharper Image. I cannot believe that cougar! She just came in and bought a jimmy jane! I bet she is goi..

Humpjunkie

1. Someone who can't go without sex for long periods of time "I'm off up town tonight to pull some ladeez, I ain't had..

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