Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zaka

1. Proper noun. (Zaw-Kah, also pronounced Zah-Kah) -Although often misinterpreted, ZaKa is not a Jewish Organization. ZaKa, with the signa..

Egad

1. an exclimation. used to descibe excitment EGAD! That bitch is a lesbian! 2. An interjection or exclimation, usually due to surprise..

Fauxlitarian

1. Someone who pretends to be working class, despite owning their own house, having attended a private school or having a middle class job...

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