Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Respect Bruh

1. pronounced: br-a (meaning: with respect brother) Very 'now' and well meaning, showing suitable deference for someone (or som..

Vagina Cartwheels

1. Just another word for "fucking around." Usually used for fooling around, at work, with people, etc. Hey Craig! Stop with the ..

Stick Yourself

1. Literally means to shut up. He was annoying the shit out of me so I said "stick yourself." See shut, up, be, quiet, shhh..

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