Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Credit Crunch

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Pot Roast

1. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your..

[pew]

1. the noise one of those little space gun things make ' pewpew pew, WOAH he nearly got me that time' See space, raider, gun, p..

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