Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Tetsu

1. Tetsu, Bass player in the band L'Arc~en~Ciel (Also known as Laruku). A god. 2. a bass player in l'arc en ciel and also the ..

Gior-chor

1. (Noun.) An article of little worth, it is an object commonly found in the most remote of cisterns in Northern Tibet territory. There ar..

Spankmeister

1. 1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillme..

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