Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Huh?

1. The most common expression used after you have just asked a girl out. a: I love you. I want to go out with you. what do you say? b: hu..

Growerling

1. when your mad and glowering, and then someone makes you even madder, so you growl, which in the case of growerling...is a combination of..

University Of Utah

1. Utah's first institute of higher learning. Utahns that choose the U of U over lesser schools in the state tend to display the abili..

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