Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Lolverfield

1. A lol that prompts the destruction of New York City and all civilians therein. Person1: Dude, I got my penis stuck in the sink! Call ..

Slug Fuck

1. having sex with a pre-op transvestite with a non-working penis I mean, yah, it's a dude, but slug fucking doesn't make me gay..

Bahara

1. Someone with a big, but extremely hairy ass. Sometimes so hairy that you cant see the person period. Wow, your such a bahara!..

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