Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

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Sonergy

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Trashpot

1. 1) an undesirable person 2) an alcoholic 3) a whore/slut/skank/etc. Brian received a cleveland steamerfrom some dude, he is such a tr..

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