Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Hootie The Owl

1. A sexual favor which entails "hooting" (like an owl) into a persons anus to ilicit pleasurable sensations. Hooker: "If y..

Gmonk

1. Gmonk aka galacticmonkey, A rich white kid from Florida. Very well known on such forums as ROE and CA for being a total noob. He is oft..

Zowie

1. exclamation of wonder, surprise,delight,etc. Zowie! a surprise birthday party. 2. a multicoloured dildo of which there is a sng writt..

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