Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Yourshitsbroken

1. A term used by retarted developerswho don't understand how to debug issues, write bug reports or properly develop software. Chris,..

Ripped

1. Well defined muscles Brad Pitt in Fight Club 2. Term used when one is stoned, off their faces or off their tits Good god u were ripp..

Raptidious

1. The act of Foaming at the Mouth when one gets excited;as in acting like an ass and wanting to fight: Did you see Georgie screaming and ..

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