Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Mewelry

1. Jewelry for a man. Man-Jewelry. Coined by Thrillist Sir: Wow, that guy over there is really well dressed, very stylish. Ma'dam: H..

Installation Constipation

1. When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it ..

Sextually Active

1. Describing your participation in the newly discovered phenomenon--the sext. Person 1: "My parents are worried about my being sextu..

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