Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

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1. A rose, made by punctuation marks. 1337. I wanted to send her a clear message without saying anything, so I txted her ())-%---- See tx..

Meisha

1. Some chick who broke up with a guy ages ago, maybe a little harshly, but now the bitchboy won't stop moaning about it. Therefore us..

-dog

1. The –Dog phenomenon occurs when a person has a friend or associate, generally someone exceptionally white, who thinks their ghetto. This..

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