Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Illusional

1. A professional bad ass. 1.)One who not only owns all physically, but verbally as well. 2.)One known for acknowleding others as having ..

Quaf

1. noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head. that girls quaf could pretect me fr..

Shabooboo

1. A visually pleasant pair of butt-cheeks, usually of african descent. Can be extended to any denomination if the quality of the subject i..

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