Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zombiatarian

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Muhlenberg

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[deep-sea Dumbass]

1. Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot No man, shes a d..

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