Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Your Gay Is Showing

1. When someone is acting incredibly gay, you tell them this. Tom: Omg you should of seen this awesome top at the gap yesterday! Joe: Dud..

Brett Vantassel

1. Brett Vantassel is the perfect human being. He is the ultimate trainer and watches Grey's Anatomy before every session. From his ri..

Mandoli Slicer

1. (n) an exceptionally large nose Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life. See nose, eagle, s..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Russian Slap Edit Meaning