Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Ha-ha

1. Originated in 1805 at the Battle of Trafalgar. Admiral Lord Nelson, only minutes away from trashing Napoleon's grand fleet, managed..

Geeee

1. A sound pronouced 'Guh-EEEE" while doing physical activity. It is a loud deep sound used to scare kids and small animals. Bel..

Zerged

1. Term referred from games like Starcraft and Planetside. To have been overcome in numbers of great mass. To have 1 guy for every 40 of ..

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