Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Just Livin'

1. Def. 1: To live life without care or worry. Also to be free of worldly possession or devotion to anything that takes effort. Def 2: Col..

Oyh

1. An abbreviation for internet chat or message board expediency which is a contraction of the expression "Oh yeah, huh?;" simila..

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1. Another variation I have seen in IM conversations that is similar to o.O; O_O;;? Basically huh, what the hell, o....k with sweat drops..

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