Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Homofurbia

1. fear of gay/homosexual furbies. "I have a severe case of homofurbia" "No way!!!! So do I" See furbie, gay, fear, ..

W3nis

1. a person (or persons) who have a p3nis the size of an acorn... a small acorn and thusly have to act like idiots and think they're..

Ballbreakers

1. channel on Irc full of ballbreakers (people who talk absolute shit and harp on issues such as equality, race, sexual intercourse and mir..

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