Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Quick As A Jew Dropping Money

1. a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money. i was out of that door as quick as a jew p..

One In The Oven

1. a woman who is pregant tracy that silly old sour faced tart shes got one in the oven..

88s&3

1. A normal-sized piano (88 keys). The 3 stands for the pedals. "Yesterday I heard someone rocking the 88s&3." See 88, 883..

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