Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Virgin Smut

1. a gurl or guy that teses people and plays around wit da oppisite sex but is a virgin;acts like a smut Keleshka is a virgin smut See sl..

Pean Dick

1. its were your willy is shaped like a peanut even when it is hard my pennis really like pean dick See pennis, dick, peanut, end, fanny..

Chuckmeister

1. An individual who loses control of their bladder in the back of a van whilst drinking beer and Jameson on the way to a casino. A Chuckme..

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