Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zarfot

1. 1)Being excessively quick at something. 2)Doing something without mistakes. 3)Closest thing to being perfect. 1)Bob: Dude how fast can ..

W0t

1. 1337 for British wot. Used primarily by Americans attempting to sound upper class and failing miserably. Let's get some tea and c..

Zoads

1. zoads is another term for nerds and geeks. zoads?? ohh.. you know, like nerds. See nerds, geeks, gamers, losers, posers..

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