Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

You're Blown

1. to be proven wrong pronounced- yur blown Well he told me that he hasn't talked to you since last saturday so, you're blown. ..

Footies

1. trainersworn to play footy. footies are football trainers See fuck, theis, stupid, tag, requirement..

Jalapeno Popper

1. Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and b..

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