Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Drop Your Socks

1. an insult, oh just drop your socks = get screwed/ fuck off i think you should "drop your socks" "drop your socks" ..

Vagina Monkey

1. Synonym for "woman." A word that both combines and describes their screeching, irrational behavior and the only thing providin..

J4k

1. Just For Kicks. Doing something for the rush you get from it. I stole a pen off the Headmasters Desk J4K. See just, for, kicks, thril..

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