Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zipper Trout

1. Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof. Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max..

Zooded

1. being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot. Dude, I am so fucking zooded. See stoned, blazed, marijuana, weed..

Eleventh Hour

1. At the last minute or with not much time left In the eleventh hour of my life i realized i had wasted it. 2. 1: the last minute, or ..

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