Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Pumplet

1. A Pumplet is a short, fat, dumpy and quite round girl that hangs around night clubs and bars sniffing about for cock. Ricky : Look at t..

New Harmony

1. a shit hole town, that was founded in the 1800's. known for artifacts and skanks New Harmony, IN. 47631 See shit-hole, old, dirty..

Quilled Out

1. A person who is highly stressed out. 1. Worked sucked today, my boss got me all quilled out about the project deadline. 2. I talked t..

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