Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

W.g.a.r.a.

1. Who gives a rats ass Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A. See who cares, big deal..

Drive By Braille

1. To drive on the reflectors in the middle of the road. Dude! Pick a line! You're driving by braille! 2. Driving drunk or tired ..

Paracute

1. a fart that bubbles out of your ass and makes you feel like you will shit yourself if you follow through with it, of course you follow t..

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