Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Quakeup Sex

1. You might have to be in California to appreciate this but when you get woken up by and earthquake and you both are so nervous and innerv..

Textlemming

1. People who walk while constantly texting- head down, can't see where they're going. At a greater risk of walking into things, ..

Mind Job Mj

1. When some one or some thing does or says something crazy that blows your mind. Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two sto..

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