Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Evarrr!

1. If pirates were to use EVER in a sentence . We are the best pirates EVARRR! See Juice..

Omgmissile

1. When you're playing a war game, and you suddenly are hit, it is common to say "omgmissile". This became adapted just to b..

Erk And Jerk

1. Slang for E&J brandy. Im goin to the store for some erk and jerk..

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