Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Tuckus Lingus

1. Licking the anus; rimming. Tuckus lingus?! Since when did men decide that ass is on the menu?" -- Carrie, Sex in the City See Unc..

Fats

1. stands for Fake Ass Titties Yo, check out that chick's FAT(s). Look at the FATs on that girl. She's a FAT bitch anyway. S..

Xj9000

1. a generic brand of shoe. dude, that guy was so poor he was wearing xj9000s. See poor, shoes, brand, lame, loser..

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