Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Jagershima

1. Chugging a full cup of jager and following it up with a full cup of redbull. Enough jagerbombs combined that it is as big as a blast fo..

Who's Fucking The Cat?

1. A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?' "Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah&quo..

Smolder

1. to burn without flame a woman can 'smolder' with sexiness.. she is so hot but not on fire actually "When Eva is in fron..

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