Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Jontastic

1. An open close shift. A: I'm working 15 hours today. Doing a 9-Cl. B: That's fully jontastic!..

Baeggs

1. the combonation of americas favorite breakfast dish. Bacon and Eggs "would you like some baeggs, for breakfast?" See eat, br..

Chorter

1. slang for "quarter". the "ch" is pronounced like chariot or change. used mostly by the poor or near poor type. &quo..

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