Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Planktify

1. to cuddle with someone last night me and her enjoyed a good planktify..

Legs Painted On

1. When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up th..

Initialization

1. The most powerful force in the world. How can i get these patients on the cabinet? I must Initialize data. Do not underestimate the p..

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