Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zitko

1. when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too. Omg ..

Kisca

1. Persian weed, it may not be all that great, but it damn sure THINKS its tha shit...have fun wit that omid This Kisca aint gittin me hig..

Cruttin

1. Fucking around, playin' joshin' "R u serious mun?" "Nah mun juz cruttin"..

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