Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Curries

1. People who are Indian. NOT American Indian. "Did you see the turbans those curries were wearing? Maybe they are terrorists"..

Bo Chimney

1. Where someone cuts an intentional hole in their t-shirt underneath their armpit to allow ventilation. Called so due to the steam from th..

Football Lovin'

1. Pokeing some one in the ass with a football, flute, big toe, N64 controler, anything with in reach. A friendly gesture, which some frie..

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