Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Exaduration

1. a misspelling of exaggeration, you dumb shit. I'm a dumb shit, and that's no exaduration. See hyperbole, words, things..

Ya Baby On Cabbage

1. The ultimate comeback for "ya dad on bacon scruts" Person one: You're gay Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts ..

Helluv

1. A combination of "hell" and "of" originating in the San Francisco Bay Area, particularly the Berkeley/Oakland area. ..

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