Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Dibe

1. A person that does not get an inside joke. What does omdeed mean? You are such a dibe..

W.s.g.

1. WSG or Washington Street Guy. A Man who works on his car shirtless often enough that when you drive by you often look to get a glimpse ..

Tease And Punch

1. Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop him..

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