Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Kefag

1. A corruption of the word "Kewag," but with the additional implication that one is a homosexual in addition to being an idiot. ..

Pibsmas

1. Poor-itty-bitty-shitty-me attitude(s) Yes, I realize I just ate a whole pint of ice cream. Leave me alone; I've got the pibsmas. ..

Froulette

1. You know...it's like Russion roulette, only you point the gun at a friend. Friend Roulette = froulette. Jay and I only made it th..

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