Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zombie Bullshit

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Ugnot

1. Alternate spelling of ugnaught, the midget pig things in the Star Wars universe. Commonly refers to an ugly (pig-like) person. She was..

Comcastic

1. Adjective meaning really, really shitty. I'm trying to get my internet and cable to work and Comcast just put me on hold for the f..

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