Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Gometry

1. Math lernt by the hicks. "I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"..

U-hauling

1. the speedy act of moving in together after a brief courtship between lesbians. Liz and Jess are totally u-hauling their relationship af..

Higs'ed Out

1. To not be able to chaw and koolnut; to be out of chaw or kool-aid; to have higs'ed oneself to death Guy: Did you see Heath Ledger ..

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