Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Znozzy

1. An annoying motherfucker. Enough said. "Znozzy, you're an annoying motherfucker! Enough said." See znozzy, the brady bu..

A$$ Jockey

1. A person who rides another person's ass about something, or won't let go of something. This probably has its origins in Warcra..

Fahordlinglads

1. A mis-pronounciation of fhqwhgads said by Coach Z. "Fahordlinglads! - Coach Z See Thom..

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