Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Ejaculoid

1. when you want to give your girlfriend a nasty surprise, you take the supplement Ejaculoid which increases a man's volume of semen ..

Eat Your Food

1. to cut a nigga nigga i will eat ur food See yeah 2. Not to be confused with being cut or sliced buck fifty, eat your food is a slang..

Jesuscentric

1. Refers to something that is Jesus friendly or Christian approved. Kitty: That Bible is so Jesuscentric! Patrick: Thanks, See holy, je..

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