Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

W.e.o.

1. short for Wikipedia Executive Officer; absurdly self-righteous individual, usually an editor or admin, who mistakes the Wikipedia for th..

Thoralf

1. Regensburger slang for a pc games addict If he finds out that those monsters give that much Exp, he'll go totally thoralf about it..

Lovies

1. A remark used upon parting similar to that of "goodbye," only with a greater sense of affection. "Lovies!" Mimi yel..

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