Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Deuschtard

1. A combination of "deuschbag" and "retard" for that special someone who you loath. You are a deuschtard for drinking..

Sexted

1. The past tense of sexting. To have sext in the past. Ex. baby i wan 2 eat yo pussy ;P I sexted my baby all night long. I have the cha..

Linger On My Pillow

1. n. when a one night stand sticks around dayyyum girl... why you gotta linger on my pillow?..

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