Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Lonie

1. 1. She who kicks ass beyond belief. 2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet. Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like..

Kolton

1. A great and sexy boy friend, who loves his girl friend unconditionally. Likes being in a long term relationship. He doesnt like anything..

Vigilantastic

1. An adjective similar to fantasticbut is used more to describe something which is related more towards vigilantes "What?! That nutt..

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