Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Quince

1. short for quinceañera: a big 15th birthday party popular among hispanic families, it celebrates a girl's coming of age in much the ..

Quammy

1. When a really fat person has really fat quads and they run down and over their knees. (plural is quammies) You should really lose some ..

W Towns

1. The "W Towns" are a group of adjacent, very affluent towns west of Boston (beginning with the letter W), namely Wellesley, Wes..

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