Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Puyallup

1. Middle-class town surrounded by hick towns, and often confused with being a hick town. When consulting one of the surrounding town&apos..

Immigrants

1. Those who come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. They usually drive their ships to n..

Juvelishous

1. I was living in Oregon and was trippinon some shrooms. I looked out the window and I said "Hey Sara, Michelle, look at the Juveni....

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