Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Revenge Of The Seth

1. This time the bad guys are gonna win, except it isn't a grumpy jedi--it's me, bitches! "Hide hax0rz! It's Revenge o..

Elephant Stacks

1. Simply put, big money. I can't go to the club tonight, I'm trying to save my money. You know, get those elephant stacks. See..

Obsessive Compulsive Like Disorder

1. Obsessive Compulsive Like disorder is a speech problem facing many stupid teenage girls today. It is when you insert the word like almo..

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