Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zom Zom Zom

1. The sound made by a zombie as it violently consumes tender human flesh. Human: Oh god, I am surrounded by zombies! Somebody help, pleas..

Nothing Interesting Happens

1. The company motto of JagexLtd and main design principle behind the content in their MMO game, Runescape. Player: *use chicken* Game: N..

Old Reliable

1. 1)That one boy/girl you can always call when you're in the mood for sex. 2)The same old tactic that's been serving a sports t..

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