Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Koushmalah

1. a word used to confuse others of where they where last night. Olly: saw you last night Shep: OH yeah where to ? Olly : down the kou..

Lolington

1. used just like "lol" but sounds better "Marksy is a ginger bastard". "lolington". See lol, lolington, l..

Pate1

1. A kool kid by many spellings of the same name Hey I am Pate1, I have many spellings of the same name call me all of them please. See p..

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