Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Asswaffle

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Cerebral Polygonis

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Knock Boots

1. hetero vaginal sex. The sound made sounds like knocking boots, unless one of the partners is fat i knocked boots with your mum..

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