Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zunk

1. zunk can mean 1 of 5 things. 1. prepared for a zombie attack (zunked) 2. to go zombie killing (zunking) 3. an obbsession with zombies..

Cringeleaving

1. Verb: The act of cleaning out the wierd solution that builds up in you car's cupholder over several months before going on a..

W0rd

1. A reply to a statement made by another, expressing enthusiasm or agreement. Simone: How cool is that? Ryan: w0rd. 2. A multi functio..

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