Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Max-pack V. 2.0

1. 1. -Noun- An extremely large backpack that doubles as a fitness center and a personal security device. It has also appeared in Japanese..

Koala Bear

1. A sexual position in which the male is on his hands and knees and the female is latched to his underbelly with her arms and legs wrapped..

Noir

1. 1: french for black 2: a film genre of the fourties with detectives and such 2. Suggestive of danger or violence 1. How noir of you ..

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