Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Salt Lake Lickey

1. The act of oral sex through a mormon glory hole. Usually performed through the hole in a sheet, to prevent body contact and resulting im..

Turdling

1. Slang n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family. 2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements. 1. ex. You just a turdling compare..

Nipplefish

1. 1: A fish with nipples. 2: An extremely ugly woman 3: An extremely horrible form of sex 1: "Man, that fish I lost had nipples! ..

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