Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Mekanic

1. definition: fuckhead meaning: derivitive from the efe clan mekanic you are a fuckhead See eddie..

Uncle John

1. random person, visualised as a fat jamaican marine boilogist with pigtails, generally used when we dont know the answer to a "who&q..

W00tw00t

1. Statement made by a g33kwho is really excited or thrilled. So thrilled that one w00t simply isn't enough. Uber w00tw00t! See w00t..

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