Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Hearty Farty

1. When you fart a hearty shit stew in your pants. Corn chunks may be present. Fartin' Martin': *farts* ooohhh, now THAT was a h..

Right-on

1. An expression which adds a positive emphasis to an idea. It can mean "cool" or "fantastic" or "you-got-it"..

Eblaze

1. To smoke weed with someone else on webcam so you can sea each other smoke marijuana. My nigga didn't come over to blaze with me. O..

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