Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

[rail]

1. As in reference to the rail, or sides, of a surfboard. I grabbed my railon that last wave to get into the pocket. See edge, side, rim,..

Your Shit

1. 1} A divorceterminology mostly used by an ex, or soon to be ex-wife. Refers to a little tiny small pile of "your shit." Usuall..

Rofl Rofl Rofl! Owned And Burnt!

1. This is the highest form of rofl known to man or computer and when used someone is definately getting owned and burnt. Pierro:They will..

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