Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Emo-size

1. A size of clothing much smaller than S. Nick Abid's wardrobe. See Gra..

Zatch

1. Webmaster of the internet. Ruler of the interwebsas a whole. Geeks pray to him for good fortune before embarking on technological crusad..

W.g.c.

1. White Girl Compatible 1.Any male non caucasian individual that is given the joys of a white woman. 2. A black male that does not have..

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