Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Aeden

1. someone who floats in the toilet after you bake a steaming loaf. "Aeden, would you get out of my toilet" "No" &qu..

Thrilling

1. Often used in context that is sarcastic. something that is absolutely crazy. Something that is really boring. Bob- Man, I've got s..

Queerbo

1. a person who acts gayer than gay gayerson but, who isn't always gay. Jacque is the queerbo who stole my flowers. See Kevin 2. W..

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