Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Imporntant

1. Porn that absolutely needs to be viewed. By everyone. "Man I missed 'Black In The Saddle' the other night." "..

Lightaxl

1. A term used, when somebody totally got powned. often followed by ~ed. OMG, did you just see Nick get Lightaxl'ed? hell yeah, by ..

Hockey Dad

1. A guy who will beat the shit out of the other hockey dad! Hockey Dad vs Hockey Dad Winner:Hockey Dad 2. The Opposite of a Soccer Mom..

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