Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Valavan

1. (Noun) Derived from the ancient Tamil Language, it means "King". But commonly used in the streets for a person with vast amo..

Team Asylum

1. The team of Asylum seeker's that jumped over-board off their ship in the Tampa Crisis. "Go Team Asylum!" See Diego..

Bad News Bear

1. The messenger of bad news. Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger. Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatev..

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