Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Dead Pop

1. 1) Broke 2) Drunk to the point of passing out; heavily intoxicated. 1) You in on this hand? Nah, I'm dead pop. 2) You went club..

Skaud

1. To have or to engage in sexual relations in a completely friendly way. Skauding is the only possible way for two humans of the same sex..

Don Juan

1. A Great Lover. A Great Friend. A man that gave many women sexual gratification. Sometimes people call friends or people who are smooth ..

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