Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Boner Off

1. When guys compete to see who gets to fuck a broad, the guy with the longest and fattest dick wins MOCO always wins the Boner Off! See ..

Cblock

1. When a friend disarms your efforts towards a girl. Short for cock-block. A successful undertaking of a person out to get a better shot..

Tasopuly

1. (1)a retarded person (2)acting in inapropriate manner Tanner is tasopuly. Tanner is tasopulying to that man. See tasopuly, tanner, g..

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