Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Pauled

1. To be outwitted by a person of lesser intelligence. Being knifed by a noob in counter-strike. ( I got pauled). See pauled, intelligen..

W.ear

1. dope headphones man you see that guys awesome w.ears? they rock..

Emilt

1. A name that is supposed to be Emily but by some mishap, has turned into Emilt. Which then has turned into a nickname. Wow her bus pass ..

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