Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Zatig

1. To have big breast. (Women) Pam Anderson has zatig but they are fake..

Usry

1. A massive pimp who gets ass every weekend from the hottest chicks at the parties. Guy 1: "Hey whered Jeff go?" Guy 2: "..

Ratios

1. Used to describe a females measurements (bust, waist, hips). Damn . . . check out the ratios on that dime...

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