Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Preferenceless

1. To be without preference I am preferenceless on the issue..

Doing The Donkey

1. Slang for female masturbation I saw you Lillian, you were doing donkey weren't you - eyyy-orrr, eyyy-orrr, eyyyy-whooooooore!..

Ogmpillow

1. ogmpillow is an expression used often by carrots or anything carrot-related. It defines the surprisement, amusement or sadness, when the..

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