Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Analised

1. To forcefully and vigorously sodomise a female for the pleasure of one or both parties. See any Rocco Siffredi Movie. Rocco analised ..

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Ilessthanthreeyou

1. an indirect way to say iloveyou, all cramped into one word. it came from <3 - which is an emoticon denoting a heart, which basically..

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