Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Kreiss

1. Extremely studly mofo, with abs of steel! "Whoa, did you see that kreiss?" "Hell yeah, i'd bang that kreiss anyday..

Zoomie

1. A term used to refer to the US Air Force. Damn those jarheads, squids, and dogfaces; zoomies are better. See zoomy, zoomies 2. when ..

Gaisen

1. A japanese word meaning a japanese gay man attracted to foreign (usually white) men. Kenji is a gaisen, he only fucks guys from the wes..

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