Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Old Man Crotch

1. A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u. I can&ap..

Trout Tank

1. When your girlfriends pussy stinks you stick her in the spa (trout tank) and she smells summers eve fresh when she gets out (fish smell ..

Mandingay

1. A well-endowed black man that uses his sexual prowess for gay sexual encounters. Tyrone swings both ways - just the other day I saw him..

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