Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Yodachoda

1. The most powerful chode in all the galaxy. When yoda is in mid back flip and he exposes his yodachoda to everyone. See star wars, jedi..

Oleogarchy

1. noun: a form of political power structure where the oil wealthy are the dominant powers. The United States was founded as a constitutio..

Evesreading

1. While on mass transit, trying to read something that another passenger is reading or holding. I read this article on the bus today, wel..

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