Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Justine Ayres

1. Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color. the act of having a penis in your mouth while simu..

Icescapee

1. The ice cube that ends up on the floor when you break a new tray of ice. "What about the icescapee? Oh, don't worry- the dog ..

A Bevy

1. an alcoholic beverage (hence where the word comes from), or the result of comsuming it. "let's go down the pub for a bevy&quo..

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