Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Quarter Ho

1. A cheap hooker. An ugly postitute. Someone you wouldn't pay a quarter to sleep with. Damn I can't believe he hit that quart..

Exclusing

1. The act of taking it in the pooper. yeah, I walked into the mens changerooms and they were exclusing...

Chudleigh

1. Extremly Cool Guy with alot of connections. jhon:You know a Chudleigh? Jim: Yea, he is so awesoma and has all the hookups!!!! 2. A w..

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