Russian Slap

What is Russian Slap?

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

Jaffe

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Ronny Bojangles

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Yakmore

1. speed, crank, crystal, meth, shards, SHIT!, the most dissgusting substance on earth aghhhh man i did so much yakmore lastnight i feel l..

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