What is Russian Starfish?
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Whereby gentleman fist's his lady's axe wound and once fully inside releases that fist to fully open up all five fingers into the shape of a starfish.
Man, you should've seen the look on my German girlfriend's face when she woke up in the middle of the night to find a russian starfish up her.
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