Russian Trombone

What is Russian Trombone?


1.

A mistaken pronunciation of a "rusty trombone" - where you eat someone's ass while reaching under to give them a handjob.

"Rusty" because you're eating ass. Get it, get it? lolomg

She asked me what I wanted for by birthday and I told her a rusty trombone would be absolutely lovely.

See Chris

2.

when you give a guy a rimjob and a handjob at the same time

I gave Karl Malone a Russian trombone last night!!!


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