Random Words:
1.
When your girlfriend queefs so ofter and so loud during sex you almost wake the neighbors, her kids, or anyone else in the near vicinity..
1.
item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offsp..
1.
euphemism for male anal sex (ear rhymes with "rear"), had it in the rear
Well I'm just a modern guy
of course I've..