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when your smashing a bird up the arse and she shits and comes at the same time getting a nasty fucking mess all over your cock and balls..
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A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere
Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms
See breakfast..
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To line the budgie cage is to knock one out in a surreptitious manner
'Where's that copy of FHM?'
'I believe Adam ..