What is Russtalian?
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An AWESOME SOUNDING accent that is a mix of Russian and Italian. Pronounced Rush-ta-lee-an if you're stupid and couldn't figure that out on your own. The infamous Group-X has a similar sounding accent if you have heard their music stylings or voices. Also good prank-calling material. It sort of sounds like the following if you were to pronounce them exactly as typed:
I haive schfifty faive schtuffed ainnymals.
(I have fifty five stuffed animals)
Cain you gaive meh schfive of your nicest taicos?
(Can you give me five of your nicest tacos)
Pronounce these exactly as written. Then you will be able to speak in a russtalian accent!
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudl..
