What is Rustic Shine?
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Applied to a person, place, or thing that seems unexciting or gross to
Person #1: Hey, do you want to go to the local pub?
Person #2: That
dumpster ? I wouldn't walk in there if you paid me.
Person #1: Forget it. You don't understand its rustic shine.
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