Rustic Trumpet

What is Rustic Trumpet?


1.

Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation.

"She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking her, and it sounded like a chorus of rustic trumpets!"

See fart, anal sex, butthole, trumpets, music


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