Rusty Blumpkin

What is Rusty Blumpkin?


1.

receiving oral sex on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.

I took a mean ass shit last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.

See blumpkin, rimjob, shit, squirts, dump

2.

To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.

My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.

She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.

See blumpkin, rusty trombone, tossed salad, ass lick

3.

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.


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