Rusty Facelift

What is Rusty Facelift?


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When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

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