What is Rusty Facepack?
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After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.
Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot
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Fried chicken, purchased from a fried chicken take-away store but not KFC. Very cheap, greasy, and tasty as hell. Ubiquitous in the UK..
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A stick that has problems shutting the fuck up
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