Rusty Machete

What is Rusty Machete?

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

See anal sex, rusty trombone, dirty sanchez, oral sex

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