What is Rusty Musket?
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A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"
Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
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The adding of ice to Strongbow/Woodpecker cider
"What you drinking ?"
"I'll have a Poor Mans Magners"
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