Rusty Pelican

What is Rusty Pelican?


1.

A sexual act in which the man removes his member from the anusof his lover and then forcably places said member into said lover's mouth, but this is not where the tail ends, for the testicles are then to follow, leaving said lover to a mouthfull of genitailia. Henceforth the lover will resemble a pelican trying to squeeze its catch down its gullet.

Oh man I love when that bitch gives me a rusty pelican!

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2.

While engaging in intercourse on the beach, at an oportune time the man pulls out his member dips it in the sand and then reinserts into the womens vagina.

I gave that bitch a rusty pelican.

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3.

This is another name for a worn out, or overall disgusting, snatch. They are mostly found attached to dirty sluts, and appear in their natural habitat of college bars after 2 AM. May also be used to identify a vagina carrying an STD.

Hey John, did you really have sex with that rusty pelican last night? I guess we should take a trip to the free clinic...

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