Rusty Salmon

What is Rusty Salmon?

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

See dump, bj, reach around, bitches

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