Rusty Sewing Machine

What is Rusty Sewing Machine?

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The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

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