Rusty Snail

What is Rusty Snail?


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When a woman on her period drags her bleeding vagina across a persons bare chest. If nothing is obstructing the flow of period blood (example: tampon)a rust colored trail should be left behind.

Look guys! Eva gave me a Rusty Snail. I'm never bathing again.


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