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Possibly the coolest thing to ever happen to the internet.
Person 1 "Hey, did you go on the internet today?"
Person 2 "..
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When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end t..
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Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...
Taken from Cyanide and Happi..