What is Rusty Umbrella?
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during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"
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Random Words:
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Someone who looooves the cock.
Fuck off you cock bandit.
See cock smoker, cock knocker, penis puffer, pole smoker
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Another phrase ..