What is Rusty Umbrella?
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during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"
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A penis of unbelievable stature and size. Enough penis to make an elephant cry.
Ron Jeremy and Peter North both have legendary penises ..
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To start a building on fire; to commit arson; usually done as "business negotiations" but can be enjoyed for pleasure as well
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see War With Iraq
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shock and awe
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