What is Rusty Umbrella?
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during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"
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A person that is so ugly you can't even have sex with them when they have a paper bag over their head.
Victor: would you do monica..
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Playing chicken is when two cars race toward each other; the first to pull to the side is the chicken (coward).
Don't play chicken..