What is Rusty Umbrella?
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during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"
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To remove the head from the body.
After Louis was decapitated he had no place to hang his hat.
See decorpitate, capitol, cap, executio..
