What is Rusty Umbrella?
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during foreplay when you stick your hand in someones ass to make it looser by spreading your fingers. since the anus is a tight muscle it happens slowly. hence, the rusty umbrella.
"my anus is tight man," says ethan"give me a rusty umbrella"
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Pretending to be handicappedor retarded to solicit undeserved sympathy.
Made famous by David Crosson an episode of Just Shoot Me.
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