Rusty Warhammer

What is Rusty Warhammer?


1.

The action of slamming your cock against one's forehead after having smeared their poop on it via ass-fucking.

John: "Dude how was it last night?"

Me: "Awesome, man! You should have seen her face after I gave her a rusty warhammer."

See slam, job, mushroom, stamp, balls


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