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A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.
If you took a standard Wal Mart su..
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aka masturbation
"What are you doing up"
"Oh, umm, I was just blowing my nose"
alas, late night nose blowing
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The act of mistaking random noises for the ring of one's cell phone.
You can't get two sentences out without her having a cel..