Ruud Van Nistelrooy

What is Ruud Van Nistelrooy?


1.

Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy : A poacher of goals

2.

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.


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