What is Ryan Guthrie?
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An incredibly queer beast scientifically known as Guthrie’s isthgayuth who shows these characterists...
1. Occasional smart moments, but species are typically retarded.
2. Species commonly perform pedophilic attacks. Usually seeks men and little children.
3. Species are known to be hostile towards Canadians
4. Species commonly are mistaken and think they're athletic as well as Mexican
5. Species do NOT in any way, hardcore pwn newbage like their similar species, the Sam, Josh, Dennis, Kyle 1&2, Jay, and countless other species that share the Ryan
6. Species frequently get caught masturbating to you in public
7. Species are extremely rare, due to poaching and failure to reproduce. Due to this failure, specimens may try to mate through homosexual intercourse, which has not been known to succeed. This practice is extremely popular with the "Ryan Guthrie’s" so the idea continues to thrive in mating season (typically Jan. 1st- December 31st on a human calendar)
8. Some "Ryan Guthrie’s" do not participate in the above mating practice, and mate with human Clarkonians. Clarkonians use this as a ritual practice saying "Its all we can get" However, many "Ryan Guthrie’s" revert back to the above method, most likely because of natural inclinations and the sheer unattractiveness of the Clarkonian civilization.
9. Species are known to carry human condoms in hopes that someone will want to fuck him (No one will) However, failure doesn't register and this practice can be witnessed today in the wild.
10. Species take jokes rather well.
Ryan Guthrie's can't be explained. This is a rare faggish beast, You have to see it to believe it.
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