What is Ryan Moseley?
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A guy who is half Colombian, half European.
Plays video games, and jacks off to pictures of his best friend Ryan Patrick.
Thinks he's the shit, and isn't. Sucks dick for coke. And is also still in the closet.
Hey, did you see that guy? He reminds me of Ryan Moseley.
Yeah, what a dick.
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