Ryan Phillippe

What is Ryan Phillippe?


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When a man inserts a chopstick (preferably splintered) into his urethra.

Matt: Hey Su Hong, why the grimace??

Su Hong: Oh ... I just gave myself I gave myself a Ryan Phillippe and now my pee-hole has like 8 splinters in it.

Matt: Talk about getting wood. Haha!!

See ryan, chopstick, dick, urethra


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